A) How’s this sound: If you quit after your first year, your law school will pay you. Not bad, huh? Slate.
B) Attention, LSAT takers at the University of San Diego: The December 2011 LSAT has been cancelled at your location. USD Vista.
C) The University of Maryland Francis King Carey School of Law is suing a poultry company, and the state’s governor is none too pleased. National Law Journal.
D) Not to depress you, but law school can be depressing. Wall Street Journal.
E) God praying. ‘Nuff said. The Onion.