A) Logical Reasonings mentioned it last week, but the college report card idea is really starting to make sense. Which is why it’ll probably never happen. The Atlantic.

B) All the controversy surrounding law school job placement data has taught universities their lesson, right? Hell naw. Wall Street Journal.

C) Miss America wants to go to law school. Because some people don’t have maps. WHBL.

D) Before accepting a law school’s offer, make sure you visit. The last thing you need is a campus with distasteful landscaping. Law Admissions Lowdown.

E) These photos of the wrecked cruise ship are insane — almost as insane as the captain who jumped ship after realizing his error. BuzzFeed.