A) With JetBlue, you get more legspace, DirecTV, and an insanity defense! CNN.

B) Senatorial Candidate Satan had no comment on the matter. MSNBC.

C) Every sitcom ever has already solved this problem. Fox News.

D) Apparently, CJ Roberts is a flip-flopper – he wrote the majority and the dissent! Salon.

E) An individual mandate…for going to law school. The Onion.