A) Sorry, Lincoln Memorial University’s Duncan School of Law. No accreditation for you. Wall Street Journal.

B) What do you think: Should a juvenile ever receive a life sentence? CNN.

C) Doesn’t riding on the hood of your old man’s car sound like fun? Journal Gazette.

D) Stephen Colbert is the new Socrates. Tip of the hat to him. Washington Post.

E) “Call Me Maybe” covers can be heard on every street corner in America. Even on Sesame Street. Hollywood Reporter.