A) Happy Thanksgiving, from an extremely disgruntled law school grad. Above the Law.
B) ACLU sues over US policy barring women from combat. Haven’t we been through this already? Reuters.
C) Bob Dole has been hospitalized. Huffington Post.
D) Here’s a fun game: Which state would win if we all got into a Civil War right now? (My money’s on Florida. They’ve got face-eaters.) Slate.
E) Some speed limits be buggin’. Jalopnik.